Super Mario XXX Die
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Once upon a time, my friend Dave went to a yard sale and he found an old Super Nintendo cartridge with no label.
On the front, someone had written "Super Mario XXX Die..." in permanent marker.
Dave bought the cartridge and got home. When he put it in his Super Nintendo, the screen turned red... like BLOOD.
And then a ghost came on the screen and said "I'm going to kill you." and then a skeleton came on the screen, and then, a big spooky man WALKED INTO DAVE'S ROOM AND ''HE KILLED HIM''